|15-year-old me:||MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*|
|me now:||for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance|
Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality. I’m more interested in the monster you become at 2am rather than the human being you pretend to be at 2pm.
can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania
when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group
When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
here we have a picture of a majestic national treasure and the Washington Monument
Remember when missy elliott was on punk’d and was about to bust up that jewelry store over her missing chains?
That’s reality Tv!
If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying