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taylor. nineteen. junior at ncsu.

Anonymous asked: I'm a senior in high school & to start off my year this guy who is also a senior was getting a blowjob by some freshman in the girls' bathroom on the first floor during lunch. His gf came in the bathroom & she could recognize him from his subtle moans so she kicked down the door, took the freshman girl by her hair, dragged her into the hallway & threw her into the wall then she started beating her bf w/ books while his pants were still down in the middle of the hallway. It's only the 2nd day..


Answer:

nicevagina:

the first thing that came to my mind was

"the gf should have kicked her in the jaw while she was blowing him"

alwayshalfastepbehind:

fangirloftoomany:

holmesandpotterinthetardis:

madcapwhovian:

madcapwhovian:

Things that shouldn’t have been cut out of the Harry Potter Movies: ST FUCKING MUNGO’S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND INJURIES 

ALSO THE FUCKING POINTS HOURGLASSES WHY WERE THESE THINGS CUT I AM SO ANGRY

AlSO THE HOUSE ELVES SWARMING OUT OF THE KITCHENS DURING THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS

ALSO PEEVES

ALSO GINNY’S BADASS PERSONALITY 

(via mychemicalpanicatthefallout)

crankybucky:

Thor making a series of vines where he hands the other Avengers mjolnir casually like ‘hold this’ when they’re not paying attention and obviously they fall over and it’s hilarious

and he tries to do it to Steve and he’s like ‘hold this, Steve’ and without looking up from his paper Steve’s like ‘sure’ and takes it off if him, he just calmly holds it and continues to read

The rest of the vine is just Thor’s stunned and impressed expression

(Source: comraderogers, via mychemicalpanicatthefallout)

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